Your money has secrets. Let's expose them.

Tell CoinFire what you spend, or send a screenshot of your statement. The AI roasts you, shows exactly where your money goes and dares you to save real money.

Get roasted 🔥 How it works

iPhone · English & Português · No bank login

CoinFire app
How it works

Three steps. Zero spreadsheets.

1

Talk or snap

Say "45 on DoorDash" or "I got paid 2,000". Or send screenshots of your statement and card bill. Any bank, any country.

2

Get roasted

The AI finds your money villains, forgotten subscriptions and your money personality, then roasts you like a best friend would.

3

Save for real

Pick a challenge built on your real spending, check in daily and watch the savings stack up. Bring your friends.

Real roasts

It knows. It judges. It's right.

"9 deliveries in 27 days. Your stove quit and nobody told it."🛵 Delivery Royalty
"$349 on Amazon in one day. That wasn't shopping, that was a free-shipping episode."🛍️ Cart Abandoner Who Didn't
"Netflix, Max, Prime and Spotify. You have more streaming than free time."🔁 Subscription Hoarder
Everything you need

Fun on the outside. Real money control on the inside.

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Voice logging

Money in, money out, investments. Just say it.

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Monthly dashboard

In vs out, month by month. Green or red, no hiding.

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Savings challenges

Daily check-ins with hype when you win, roasts when you slip.

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Private by design

No bank login. Statement images are never stored.

Pricing

Cheaper than one delivery order a month.

Your first roast is free. Go Premium for the full experience.

BEST VALUE

Yearly

$29.99/year

3 days free · just $2.50/month

  • Full roasts, stories and share cards
  • Savings challenges with daily check-ins
  • Unlimited voice logs and statement imports
  • Monthly verdict and smart reminders

Monthly

$5.99/month

Cancel anytime

  • Everything in Premium
Invite friends

Every friend who subscribes = 1 free month.

Share your code from the app. Your friend gets 7 free days, you get a free month. Invite 12 friends and your whole year is on us.

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Be the first to get roasted

CoinFire is launching on the App Store. Leave your email and we'll tell you the moment it's live.

FAQ
Do I need to connect my bank?

No. You talk to the app or send screenshots/PDFs of your statement. No passwords, no bank login.

What happens to my statement images?

They are sent to the AI, analyzed and deleted. We keep only the result. Your money log lives on your phone.

Is this financial advice?

No. CoinFire is entertainment and financial education. It never recommends investments or loans.

Which languages and countries?

English and Portuguese, any bank and any currency. More languages are coming.